CFJTM Chapter 9 Don’t you like me?

“Your home?”

“Or can it be your home?” Han Cheng looked at him.

“You have no money and don’t want to go home. You can’t stay in a hotel every day. Even if I’m willing to lend you money, you have to find a place to stay temporarily, don’t you?”

That’s true.

What Shen Qingshu thought before was that if Han Cheng didn’t agree, he would just find a job to make some money and rent a house. With his appearance he would not go hungry. If he didn’t help, he could still do a live broadcast!

But now Han Cheng is willing to let him live in his house, which is a surprise.

He doesn’t worry about Han Cheng having bad intentions towards him. After all, this is the protagonist gong. These days, those who can be the protagonist are all five lectures, four beauties and three loves¹. Even if he is not principled, he can’t do such things as human trafficking, kidnapping and extortion. Otherwise, the novel will never pass the assessment, let alone be read by his assistant.

Shen Qingshu is very reassured about the censorship system, so he is more reassured about Han Cheng’s character.

In addition to being romantic and amorous, even among thousands of flowers and leaves none touched his body². The protagonist Han Cheng didn’t have many disadvantages as the protagonist gong.Even if he does have any disadvantages, it has nothing to do with him. He was simply a tool man. What does Han Cheng’s private life have to do with him?

He just needs to promote the development of the plot. The rest he can leave to the protagonist shou to educate him!

Shen Qingshu thought so and he happily looked at the scenery outside the window and wondered what he would do in this world after that?

The draft didn’t start until three months later. What should he do during this period? He can’t just lie in bed and shout 666³.

Shen Qingshu moved his little brain with some worry.

Han Cheng looked at him and rubbed his head.

After driving for half an hour, Shen Qingshu got off with Han Cheng. As soon as he got off, he saw a familiar car, the car he previously drove with Han Cheng.

“Oh, we meet again, my gege is still as handsome as ever!”

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Han Cheng immediately turned his little head, “Don’t look, your gege cries whenever he sees you.”

“Don’t stir up the relationship between us brothers. My gege is obviously happy.”

“Yes, he was so happy that he cried.” Han Cheng took him to the elevator with his suitcase.

Shen Qingshu followed him, thought of something, and asked him, “Why do you have three parking spaces alone? Are there only three? Are there other cars that didn’tI can’t see?”

“At present, there are only three. I left the others at home and didn’t drive them.”

“So you bought someone else’s parking space?”

“You underestimate me.” Han Cheng looked at him. “This building belongs to our family.”

Shen Qingshu:…

He forgot that the Han family’s business also includes real estate!

“Awesome!”

“So do you want a sea view room?” Han Cheng asked him.

Shen Qing was surprised. “Do you want to give me one?”

“Dream on.” Han Cheng flicked his forehead, “I can only send you suffocating love.”

Shen Qingshu: “… You don’t have to!”

The elevator stopped on the 16th floor, and Shen Qingshu followed Han Cheng in.

Although he has always lived alone in this house, fortunately, every room will be cleaned every time the housekeeping aunt comes. So the guest bedroom has always been clean and tidy and can be occupied at any time.

Han Cheng pulled the suitcase in and put it away. “You can live in this room. Next to it is my master bedroom. You can come at night.”

“What about the rent?” Shen Qing asked him, “How much do I pay you?”

“Make up for it with your body.” Han Cheng looked at him. “I’ll call you anytime.”

“No problem.” Shen Qingshu said, “But if I’m busy or don’t want to, you can’t drive by force.”

“Don’t worry, I’m not a black car driver.⁴“

Han Cheng said and approached him, “But you disturbed my plans tonight. Should you compensate me with some happiness tonight?”

Shen Qing stretched out his hand around his waist and said, “I’m sorry. It goes without saying, I asked you to pick up the car so of course you’ll get to drive the car. I’ll take a bath first, and then we’ll get on the highway.”

Han Cheng thought a bit and whispered, “I’ll come with you. It’s just that we’ve been to the high-speed several times. We haven’t been to the seabed yet. Let’s try another location.”

Shen Qingshu:!!!

“Can we do that?”

“I just changed a very big bathtub a few days ago.”

Shen Qing clicked his tongue. “Something’s wrong with you.”

“What’s wrong with me? I’m so tall that I have to change a big bathtub to take a bath!”

“Really?” Shen Qingshu was doubtful.

Han Cheng picked him up. “Anyway it’s arrived, so let’s try it.”

“Then be careful. If the underwater world is too dangerous, we’ll go back to land!”

“No problem.”

Facts have proved that the reason why a luxury car is a luxury car is that it can become a little luxury super sports car on the track and a luxury cruise ship on the water.

Shen Qingshu’s body is more flexible than he thought.

When they finished exploring the underwater world together, Han Cheng wiped them both clean and carried him out. Shen Qingshu felt so tired that he didn’t even want to lift an arm.

He lay in Han Cheng’s arms, his eyes a little red and his voice was soft, “Next time let’s return to the bed.”

“Uncomfortable?” Han Cheng asked him, “I thought you enjoyed it.”

“Too tiring” Shen Qingshu hugged his waist and said dissatisfied, “Am I your armrest? I want you to hold me, not to put your weight on me.”

Han Cheng laughed and had to hug him tighter. “You’re still so picky.”

“I’ve gone to explore the sea with you. Can’t I be picky?”

Han Cheng nodded quickly, “Yes yes, you deserve it.”

“Hum.” Shen Qing snorted softly.

Han Cheng pinched his waist and said with a smile, “Are you so tired? Is the waist uncomfortable? How about I rub it for you?”

“You rub it.” Shen Qingshu said, not holding back.

Han Cheng rubbed it for him. Shen Qingshu thought his technique was good, so he didn’t say much. Then he kissed Han Cheng’s chin,  and then moved to his lips.

Han Cheng was used to his little sticky moves. He bowed his head, kissed his mouth obediently, and kissed him gently for a while. Shen Qingshu finally ended this luxury yacht trip and leaned in his arms to get ready to sleep.

Seeing that he seemed to be going to sleep, Han Cheng deliberately teased him, “Should we round trip by sea, land and air?”

“What do you mean?” Shen Qingshu didn’t react.

“Luxury cars, luxury yachts, should the next be a luxury plane next?”

Shen Qingshu:!!!

“You still want to go to heaven? Can’t the highway be enough for you?!”

“The meaning of life is to try new things.”

“Shouldn’t you cherish and love life?”

“Just fly a plane, it won’t be dangerous.”

Shen Qingshu:…

Shen Qingshu didn’t know how to reply to him.

Han Cheng smiled, “Speaking of, we also have a private plane in our family.”

“Your family didn’t buy a private plane to let you do these things!”

“If we do it secretly, who would know.”

“It’s just you.” Shen Qingshu refused. “There’s nous! Only you!”

“Do you mean to let me find other small planes?” Han Cheng raised his eyebrows.

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Shen Qingshu sneers. I think you will be killed by the protagonist shou in the future!

Such nerve!

“Anyway you won’t be flying me.” Shen Qingshu was determined. “Don’t even think about it.”

“Don’t be so sure.” Han Cheng smiled. “Maybe you’ll really fly with me one day?”

“Sleep, sleep, everything is possible in your dreams.”

Shen Qingshu closed his eyes and doesn’t want to talk to this prodigal son again.

Behold the waters of Honghue, the overlapping waves and Hancheng is more persistent than the other waves!

Han Cheng smiled, turned off the light, held him and fell asleep quickly.

When Shen Qingshu woke up the next morning, he found that there was no one around him. There was only a set of pajamas and clean underwear left. Han Cheng should have found them for him.

What is this?

Shen Qing thought that when he was in the hotel, they woke up together. Now before he woke up,the other had already left.

Sure enough, once people get what they want, they don’t cherish it?

Since the car has entered his storage, can you slack off on it’s maintenance?

Shen Qing sighed and took the clothes and put them on.

Han Cheng was taller than him, and his pajamas were a little too big on him. Shen Qingshu felt lazy as he put on slippers and went out.

He was going to wash, but suddenly he smelled the fragrance of rice. When he went to the kitchen, he found that Han Cheng was cooking.

“You can cook.” Shen Qingshu was surprised as he walked in.

“Awake?” Han Cheng looked at him.

Shen Qing nodded. “I thought you had left.”

“This is my home. Where can I go?” Han Cheng smiled, turned the stove down and said to Shen Qingshu, “Come here.”

Shen Qing slowly walked over, and couldn’t help but complain in his heart.

He can not only drive, but also cook. He is a very versatile and good driver!

No need to wait for him. After all, the people take food as the sky⁵, and food is the first priority!

It’s important to have breakfast as soon as you get up!

Han Cheng watched him walk over to him excitedly. He skillfully asked, “Do you want to eat?” He took his hand and helped him roll up his cuffs. “It’s not easy to pull up the sleeves. I’ll help you. You can pull up the trouser legs yourself. What you gave you are pajamas, not rags. It’s not meant to clean as you walk around.”

Shen Qingshu:…

Shen Qing sniffed the smell of breakfast and decided not to quarrel with him, “Oh.”

Then he reacted, “I actually have pajamas.”

“But you haven’t unpacked yet. Wear this first.”

Shen Qingshu nodded and saw that he had helped himself pull up his sleeves, so he bent down to pull up his trouser legs.

As soon as he bent down, his white waist was exposed. Han Cheng touched it with his hand, and Shen Qingshu raised his eyes and stared at him.

Han Cheng was righteous and justified, “It’s natural for me to touch my car.”

“Your car staring at you is also justified.”

Han Cheng rubbed his head. “Go wash and come over for breakfast..”

Shen Qingshu quickly rolled up his trousers and went into the bathroom, brushed his teeth and washed his face.

Han Cheng turned off the stove, scooped the porridge in bowls, took the hot steamed stuffed bun out and put everything on the table.

When Shen Qingshu came out, he saw Han Cheng put a tea egg on one of their plates.

“If you want to drink yogurt, take it from the fridge.”

Shen Qingshu nodded and went to the refrigerator to get himself a bottle of yogurt.

He looked at the hot breakfast on the table and sincerely sighed, “You’re really amazing.”

“It’s nothing much.” Han Cheng said feeling proud.

Shen Qingshu picked up the tea eggs on his plate and knocked on the shell, he was just about to take a bite. When he remembered that he now lives in Hancheng’s house and eats the hand-made breakfast. He should express some gratitude.

“Here you are.” He handed over the tea eggs and offered borrowed flowers to the Buddha.⁷

Han Cheng took it and looked at his bright smile and focused eyes. If he had two ears on his head at this time, they would be twitching now.

Han Cheng thought about how he had run away from home and should be emotionally unstable. He was afraid that he would become overly reliant upon him and start having unreasonable expectations.

So he coughed and reminded him, “You should know I didn’t go out of my way for you? I picked you up and brought you back because it’s efficient to live and drive together, but you can’t start liking me.”

Shen Qingshu thinks he is too narcissistic. He can think up so many ideas from a tea egg. If he helps him wash the dishes, won’t he think he loves him to the bone!

“Don’t worry, I won’t.”

You prodigal son will not stay with me. I’m a tool car, I understand! You have to give your heart to the protagonist shou completely, sincerely and unreservedly. I understand!

“I just don’t want to eat tea eggs today, so I gave it to you.”

“Why?” Han Cheng asked him.

“Because when looking at the egg I feel a  pain in my ass.” Shen Qingshu took a sip of yogurt.

Han Cheng:…

“Why,” Shen Qing said calmly, “You drove up the mountain and down the sea yesterday. Can’t my delicate little ass hurting only show respect to you? Only you have PTSD for me, and I’m not allowed to look at you and have psychological shadows?”

“Then after seeing it, you don’t need to eat tea eggs again, not only tea eggs but also duck eggs and quail eggs.” Han Cheng retorted.

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“Shouldn’t you reflect on yourself at this time? If you are skilled enough, why should I?” Shen Qingshu wasn’t flustered at all.

Han Cheng chuckled, “It’s up to you to reflect on yourself, baby. If your performance is superior enough, then none of this is necessary?”

“Really?” Shen Qing looked at him. “I’m sorry but I was born as a car. Since you’re so dissatisfied with the car model, why don’t you change it? I believe you can find a car with excellent performance!”

Han Cheng:…

“What do you think?” Shen Qing blinked.

The author has something to say:

Han Cheng: I think your performance is particularly superior, especially good, especially suitable for being a car!

Qingqing: who should reflect?

Han Cheng: Of course it’s me. I’ll reflect on myself.

Qingqing: Hey, hey.

[small theater 1]

Han Cheng: Here’s a song for you: he’s taller in heaven than he is wider than the sea~⁸

Qingqing: I’ll kill you instead of Nezha today!!

[small theater 2]

Now:

Han Cheng: Don’t fall in love with me.

Qingqing: Look at the title of the novel, the cannon fodder only wants to be a tool man!

Later:

Han Cheng: Are you really not in love with me?

Qingqing: I told you to read the title. Cannon fodder only wants to be a tool man.

Han Cheng:…

Qingqing: En, I’m wrong. In fact, I don’t want to be a tool man.

Han Cheng: I knew it! You really love me

Qingqing: I just want to be a tool car.

Han Cheng:…

Han Cheng: [Vomiting blood. JPG]

¹Five lectures, four beauties, and three loves are the contents of the ideological education and publicity activities promoted by mainland China in the early 1980s. Among them, five lectures refer to civilization , politeness , hygiene , order, and morality ; four beauties refer to spiritual beauty, language beauty, and behavior beauty, environmental beauty; the three passions are the love of the People’s Republic of China , the love of socialism , and the love of the Communist Party of China . 

² used to describe men who treat emotional specificity or abstinence. It was later extended that although there are many temptations around, he can keep his heart and not be influenced by the many people surrounding him. So even though Han Cheng is amorous, no one touched his heart.

³Means awesome and cool.

⁴Like a black company.

⁵ From the old song《洪湖水浪打浪》 – The waters of Honghu. About the beauty of the Honghu river and the communist party

⁶An idiom, originally derived from “Historical Biography of Li Sheng Lu Jia Lie” where food is the foundation of the people’s survival.

⁷Idiom. Using things that belong to others to win the favour of someone else. Or in this case using Han Cheng’s things to show favour to Han Chen lol. 

⁸Little Nezha theme song lyrics

TN: the arthur likes to show off her knowledge of poems and songs T.T

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