CFJTM Chapter 10. Write your own fanfic, be your own daddy

“I think you’d better focus on eating.” Han Cheng sandwiched a steamed stuffed bun for him. “Good boy.”

Shen Qing openly laughed, trying to pick a fight with him, you’re a hundred years too early! 

Han Cheng finished his meal, wiped his mouth and said, “I’m going to work. You wash the pot and bowl later. Can you do that?”

Shen Qing nodded. “Yes, but are you sure I should wash it? You won’t suddenly believe I’m in love with you? After all, you can think so much if I give you a tea egg.”

Han Cheng: “… Obviously, I won’t now.”

“That’s good.”

“I won’t come back at noon. You can eat by yourself. There’s a microwave, an oven and vegetables at home. If you’re too lazy to cook, you can order takeout.”

“Oh.”

“I’m leaving.” Han Cheng said, stood up and walked to the bedroom.

When he came out of the bedroom two minutes later, he came out with the air of a young elite again.

Shen Qingshu waved to him, “Be careful on the road.”

“As long as you don’t drive, there won’t be any carelessness.”

Shen Qingshu:… Humph!

Shen Qingshu lowered his head to drink porridge. After drinking, he slowly picked up the bowl and went to the kitchen to wash it.

He cleaned up the dishes, went back to his room, took out the clothes in the suitcase, hung them one by one, and put other things he would use in their places.

After taking everything out, Shen Qingshu found that he was too hurried when he left, he didn’t bring a computer.

It can’t be helped, people are bound to miss a few details in that situation..

Shen Qing scratched his head and sent a wechat to his driver: [Brother, can I use your computer [clever] [clever] [clever]]¹

Han Cheng is very generous: [Yes, there is a notebook I recently stopped using in the bottom cabinet on the right-hand side of the study. You can use it.]

Shen Qingshu was excited: [Thank you, brother. Don’t worry. I won’t peek at your documents!]

Han Cheng: [You think too much. I’ve formatted everything. You can’t see it even if you want to.]

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Shen Qingshu: [That’s just perfect. Work hard. I won’t bother you.]

He said then excitedly went to the study, took out the silver gray notebook in the cabinet and carried it to his room.

Shen Qingshu opens the computer and logs in to the entertainment forum he often goes to. He is preparing to continue to understand the entertainment circle here, but he sees a hot post requesting articles floating on today’s home page.

The poster has obviously forgotten the name of this novel. He only remembers that the story between the gong and the shou is very dog blood.² The twists and turns between the two people are many and exciting. The description is enough to hook a person, which causes countless people to ask, “What kind of book is it?!!”

Shen Qingshu was also curious. He found the original website of the book according to what the landlord said and browsed it. As a result, he tried several keywords and didn’t find it. Instead, he saw several books he was interested in.

This website is obviously still in its infancy and is recruiting authors. Therefore, the conditions given are much better than other websites.

For example, you can sign books without signing people. If you don’t want to write books later, it’s okay to just go.

For example, every author has a full attendance award.

For example, you can take breaks. Even if you break the shift for four days within a month, you can get full attendance.

Another example: now the signing standards are very broad, which is a good time to sign!

Shen Qing looked at it and was ready to move. Now he had just opened the door of the new world and learned that the adult world was so wonderful and exciting that he also wanted to share his feelings with everyone.

After all, he has read so many articles about driving before, and now he has the ability. He also wants to give back to everyone and become a car manufacturer, not just a car porter.

However, Shen Qingshu is worried that as a novice in the literary world, after he writes it will no one will read it?

He pondered for a moment and decided to look at the popular genre and tag of the website. First get popular from a popular genre, then after he is popular he will lead the future trending genres. This is probably the same as getting into a popular drama to build fans for the actor first, and then producers will look for actors with high popularity to make their own film popular.

Shen Qingshu observed and studied carefully. Just by looking, he found the problem.

“Marriage before love, what happened between me and the movie emperor” — having children.

Marry the monster of the demon world – have children.

“Three days and three nights with the president” – having children.

“About the general of the Empire kneeling before me for a reunion” — having a son.

How can you have children one by one!!!!

Shen Qingshu was shocked! Did he enter the world of Mpreg by mistake? Why do men get pregnant now!!!

Shen Qingshu is shocked and frightened. Shen Qingshu feels that he, a new star in the literary world that has yet to rise, is about to fall.

He can’t, he can’t, he can’t have a baby!

Shen Qingshu withdrew from the website depressed and continued to visit his favorite entertainment forum, but the entertainment forum, which usually makes him very relaxed, doesn’t look so relaxing and interesting at the moment.

His hand slipped, “When the red flower has a slightly convex belly, it is suspected of pregnancy”.

His hand slipped again, “Li Rongsheng has a second child!!! It’s a little girl!! How cute!”

His hands continued to slip. “What’s the matter with Chen Miao? His stomach is so obvious. Is he pregnant?”

Shen Qingshu:…

Shen Qingshu doesn’t think his world is right. Why is his world suddenly surrounded by children!

He unconsciously looked at his flat belly. It’s terrible. Now danmei has developed into a man’s self-sufficiency to have children. It’s incredible!

But then he thought, what does this have to do with him?

His thoughts changed, what does this have to do with him? The world of novels is not the real world!

The world of novels is where anything can happen and pure gongs are as common as dogs. What about the real world? Although Shen Qingshu has kept his orientation a tight secret and has not had any gay friends, but as far as he knows, most of them are unreliable and wander everywhere.³

So isn’t it just having a baby in a novel?!

It can be over in minutes!

As long as he gives birth fast enough, he can have children and no childbirth scene!

Shen Qing bounced back, he could do this!

As a new star in the literary world, he packed up his burden again and ran excitedly to start shining!

This time, Shen Qingshu carefully observed the other popular works and decided to write a dog blood article about one night stand, running with the ball, reuniting and wife chasing crematorium according to the public’s preferences!

Running with the ball. As long as he inputs three words “five years later”, the child will be four years old! He doesn’t need to think about how to give birth or other details. Directing entering the parenting stage, it’s no different from adopting and raising a child.

When he thought of this, his hands were ready to move. He quickly opened a word doc and began to code words with passion.

Due to his limited experience, the protagonist of this article is using himself as the prototype. Let’s call him Su Qing. Turn his name around and type again, so that no one can see that Su Qing’s prototype is him.

The gong, because he has only experienced Han Cheng as a driver currently, he’s the only one he can use as a prototype for the time being. Let’s call him Cheng Han. Anyway, Han Cheng won’t read it, so there’s no need to hide!

As for the text name, it’s called ‘that night’. That night, you didn’t refuse me. That night, I hurt you!

How appropriate!

Shen Qingshu quickly had a plot in his mind and began to clack away:

[In the dark night, there was a warm yellow light in the quiet hotel. The boy on the bed closed his eyes and frowned. His white porcelain face was covered with a blush. His lips were red as if they were about to bleed. He opened his mouth slightly. Someone kissed his lips, hugged him and deeply kissed him. “

The boy opened his eyes, but he couldn’t see the person in front of him. They could vaguely be seen and yet also can’t be seen. He looked up slightly to ask the other who he was, but he was bitten by the other party.

“Concentrate,” the man whispered]

Shen Qingshu’s eyes were clear and his face showed excitement. He wrote 3000 words before he finished the fight between the goblins who met for the first time.

[the next morning, Su Qing opened his eyes and felt pain all over his body. He sat up with his hands on his waist, but he found that there was another man beside him. He couldn’t see his face clearly. He could only see many scratches on his shoulders, as if he had been the one to leave them there.

Su Qing felt dizzy. He didn’t understand, what happened?

He got out of bed, picked up his clothes and put them on. As soon as he finished buttoning up, he saw the man on the bed turn over and face him, slowly opening his eyes.

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Su Qing was at a loss for a moment, when he was about to speak. The man in front of him slowly sat up and the quilt slipped. His figure was so good that he was jealous. He held his head and rubbed his brow bone. His tone was full of disdain. “Haven’t you left yet?”

Su Qing was stunned. As soon as he wanted to speak, he heard the other party say, “Is it that you want money or do you want an apartment?”

Su Qing:…

Su Qing’s face slowly cooled down. He raised his lips and his tone was full of sarcasm. “Of course not. I just want to tell you that your technique is too poor. I’m going to the hospital in a minute. If something happens to me, please be sure to self reflect and never engage in this sport again. After all, there are not many people who are as durable as me.”

When he finished, he turned and left swiftly.]

Shen Qingshu finished writing, checked for typos, registered the author number on the website and published the first chapter of this article.

He saw a [apply for signing] button in the background, clicked it, closed the page and continued to write the second chapter.

Writing this, while paying attention to inspiration, Shen Qingshu was bursting with literary thoughts. He doesn’t dare to slack off, for fear that if he doesn’t pay attention, his inspiration will run away, then this new literary star will fall again?!

That can’t happen!

Shen Qingshu felt that readers across the country could not bear such grievances and losses!

He hit another crit at the keyboard:

[five years later…]

Yes, it’s been five years. The timing is great. The children were born and now they’re moving on to kindergarten within those five years. It’s time for Su Qing and Cheng Han to meet again. Su Qing meets Cheng Han after sending off his children. He deliberately pretends not to know him, but Cheng Han walks towards him across the crowd.

Su Qing still had his two children in his hand. He felt so guilty that he turned to run away.

Before long, Cheng Han caught him.

The two of them exchanged a few words. Finally, Cheng Han shouted, “How can I have poor technique? I’ll try again with you tonight to see who has bad skills!”

Su Qing:…

Alas, a man’s pride can be scary!

The two people experience a second spring breeze. Cheng Han looks at Su Qing sleeping, and can’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.

It can’t be helped, his roc has not spread its wings in a long time. Ever since five years ago, he has been unable to spread his wings. He stays in every day, like an old hen brooding a nest.

Cheng Han tried his best, watched the car show and tried the little fresh meat. However, his golden eagle roc is in a depressed state like the eagle is dead and paper money needs to be burned to it.

Cheng Han was anxious and had no way to fix it. The whole person was about to become a grumpy fire breathing dragon.

Until that night, he met Su Qing. It seemed that his golden roc was finally interested. He spread his wings and flew high, far and fierce.

Cheng Han thought he was finally capable, climbing out of depression. As a result, the next day, he just made an appointment with little fresh meat and found that his roc was depressed again.

An ox won’t drink water if their heads are pressed, and an eagle cannot strengthen its wings without practice spreading its wings.⁴

Cheng Han had no choice but to stay alone with his golden roc.

During this period, in order to make Cheng Han jr happy, he also asked someone to inquire about Su Qing. Unfortunately, Su Qing left for an unknown reason and went to S city near his hometown.

Since the person has left, Cheng Han didn’t look for him again, but he didn’t expect that Su Qing came back when he thought he was about to die from depression!

Fortunately, he happened to appear in front of him!

He can’t let him go! It’s unbearable!

Cheng Han seized him and went to the hotel where he managed to drive twice.

Facts have proved that his little jr is still very reliable, just that he has his own temper and seems to be only interested in Su Qing. Other people, men and women, will be despised by him.

Cheng Han was worried. After Su Qing woke up, he hesitated to put forward the money relationship with him.

Su Qing was unwilling. “I’m not short of money.”

“What do you lack?” Cheng Han asked him.

“I don’t lack anything.”

Cheng Han:…

Su Qing frowned at him and said deliberately, “Besides, your skills are so poor.”

“You obviously enjoyed it!” Cheng Han was so angry with him, “You were just very comfortable!”

“Before? I was just pretending.” Su Qing looked at him calmly, “But winter is coming and it’s getting cold. If you are willing to be a portable heater when I need it, I don’t mind you becoming my bed warmer.”

“Not a chance!” He is the president of Cheng group. He makes tens of millions every minute, yet he wants him to send him warmth when he needs it. Are you kidding?

“I don’t like you yet.” Cheng Han said stubbornly.

Su Qing smiled, “That’s good. Since we dislike each other, we don’t have to see each other again in the future.”

He put on his clothes and sang, “not meet ~”

With that, he left swiftly.

Cheng Han watched him wave his sleeves, not taking away a cloud⁵, but his little jr’s vitality. He was so angry that he swept the ashtray at the end of the bed to the ground.

How can there be such an annoying man in the world!

Pengpeng, wake up!!! Are you fucking blind!! How could you choose him!

The author has something to say:

Pengpeng: Mr. Cheng doesn’t treasure his virtue. I’ll help him keep it!

——He is a sensible and obedient Golden Roc!

Han Cheng:??? be obedient! Who does he listen to?

Su Qing: Of course it’s to me. Do you have any opinion?

Han Cheng:… No.

Su Qing: That’s for the best~

Pengpeng – the body is captured and the heart is clear!

[small theater]

Qingqing: Han Cheng can’t see it anyway, so there’s no need to change!

President Han: Do you think I can’t see it~

PS: this website has no prototype. Qingqing has gone through it, so it is an original website on the side of the parallel world~~

¹Clever/cute/lovable looks like this

²I think people should already know this but just in case. Dog blood means a tortuous plot that’s super cliche, embarrassing or generally painful to watch/read. Originated from how historically in China black dog blood is said to be the cure for black magic. 

³This took me a lot of time to decipher, the phrase is roughly “No one to rely on, floating everywhere” and it refers to gongs as ‘1’ and shou as ‘0’. And how in China there are more 0’s and 1’s are hard to find. The saying is about 0’s that are floating around with no one to rely on. I killed a lot of brain cells on working this out *_*

⁴You can’t force people to do things against their will

⁵From the poem by  Xu Zhimo “Farewell to Cambridge” author:徐志摩 poem name:”再别康桥”. The poem means: This place is beautiful. I came gently and walked gently to express my love for the environment here, and I don’t want to break the quiet artistic conception. I waved my sleeves and counted it as saying goodbye, not taking away a cloud, because here is not only my own, beautiful things cannot be destroyed, and I really can’t take them away. Meaning everyone please protect the environment. 

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