CFJTM Chapter 40. Wish to be a pair of winged birds in the heavens, wish to be a pair of caged chickens on earth. Part one

TN:Hey guys updates might become a little sporadic as I’m dealing with a health issue that might be a permanent issue, but I’ll try my best to get chapters out when I can.

TN:Also this chapter with translation notes is super long and will be split in parts.

Car God: [That makes it even worse. Like a thunder strike, a counter attack after a sex change I don’t like counterattacks!]

Shen Qingshu was offended by his words: [Everyone is a man. Anyone can be the gong.]

Car God: [No, Qingqing can’t be a gong!]

Shen Qingshu: He can! Why can’t Qingqing?!

4S store owner: [Qingqing can be a gong!]

Car God: [Qingqing definitely can!]

4S store owner: [Qingqing definitely can!]

Car God: [If you love him, let him stay a shou. Let Qingqing be a shou, boss!]

4S store owner: [So if I don’t love him, will you let him be a gong?]

Car God: [Of course not. If you don’t love him anymore, why should he become a gong!]

Shen Qingshu: …

Car God: [Anyway, Qingqing can’t counterattack, let alone change CP and Cheng Han can’t change genders. Wasn’t it BL before, why are you changing to BG romance?]

Shen Qingshu: …Because this book was made for the purpose of selling copyright.

Car God: [Is it not good for the boss to write a Bl campus romance, based on Cheng Han x Qinging, isn’t it fragrant?]

Shen Qingshu: Fragrant is fragrant, but can it be sold?

Shen Qingshu searched the Internet. It seems… It’s not impossible.

It’s hard to sell. The only way is if the author becomes famous.

4S store owner: [I’ll think about it.]

Han Cheng was quick to encourage: [You can! Boss, come on! You are so awesome and write so well, you can definitely do well!]

Shen Qingshu: Really? I doubt it.

Car God: [As long as the boss writes the second book with Cheng Han x Su Qing, I will continue to read it. Come on!]

Shen Qingshu:… So you want to see them reincarnate for three lifetimes? Do you love them so much?

Car God: [Remember to send it to me after you write it boss ~]

With a grand gesture, he smashed another 20 space stations for Shen Qingshu. The speakers that had just quieted down began a new round of broadcasting again.

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Seeing this, the readers who were reading can’t help sighing: [Damn, this isn’t a Car God, this is the good wealth boy who scatters money¹.]

[Didn’t they already smash it today? Smash it again? The Car God smashed hundreds of thousands in this book?]

[Car God must really love the boss, otherwise he won’t waste money so recklessly!]

[These two names match very well. One sells cars and the other rules over cars. It’s amazing!]

[He must be trying to get our boss’s attention]

[Domineering and golden Car God gong x bold and versatile boss shou. I’m rushing to ship it!]

[So sweet. I buy your love with money. I like it. The boss should write about this!]

Shen Qingshu: … Is this the legendary narcissist? Can you do anything with money? Great!

Han Cheng solved the problem of Shen Qingshu’s cheating. Only then did he turn off the computer and get off work happily.

He hummed and stood at the elevator entrance waiting for the elevator. The elevator door opened. Before Han Cheng could get in, he saw Han Yu looking at himself in the elevator.

“Did you work overtime today?” Han Yu asked him.

“Otherwise?” Han Cheng went in. “Why are you so late, could you be working overtime?”

“That’s not the case. I was too sleepy in the afternoon, so I slept for a while and only woke up now.”

Han Cheng: … Listen, this is a prime capitalist example!

The workers are still busy, yet the capitalists are already asleep!

“Then you are living quite happily.” He said.

Han Yu chuckled: “Not as happy as someone in love.”

Han Cheng: …

Han Cheng turned to look at Han Yu and reiterated, “I told you, I’m not in love. That’s a friend of mine!”

“I know, a friend who needs to be caged.”

Hancheng: ! ! !

“What do you know? You don’t know anything!”

“That’s right,” Han Yu turned to look at him. “I’m a single dog. I don’t understand the interest between lovers.”

Han Cheng: …

Han Cheng doesn’t want to talk to him anymore.

“Have you eaten yet?” Han Yu asked him, “Let me invite you to dinner.”

“No need.”

“Why, with a boyfriend, you don’t even want to eat with your brother anymore.”

“Do you have to talk to me like that? Is it interesting?”

“It’s okay.” Han Yu’s tone turned wicked, “Looking at your expression now is rather interesting.”

“Eat by yourself.” Han Cheng said angrily.

Han Yu laughed and finally stopped teasing his poor brother.

“Alright, alright, I won’t tease you. Let’s go get dinner together.”

Han Cheng turned his head and stared at him. You deserve your bad reputation!

A grown man bullying your kind and friendly brother every day. Are you still human?!

Han Yu saw that he was angry and reached out to touch his head.

Han Cheng tilted his head and moved his head out of the palm. Han Yu took back his hand with some regret and said in a coaxing voice, “What do you want to eat? I’ll pay.”

“Whatever.” Han Cheng is not picky.

He was silent for a few seconds. Then he said to Han Yu, “I met Yan Jiayu yesterday and made it clear with him.”

Han Yu was surprised, “You’re all grown up.”

Han Cheng: …

“Don’t use this childish adjective to describe me, will you?”

“I’m praising you.” Han Yu smiled, “Isn’t being able to put down your pride an indicator that you have grown up?.”

Han Cheng sighed, “Think what you want. If he didn’t play too much and annoy me endlessly, I wouldn’t bother to talk nonsense with him.”

Han Yu raised his hand and touched his head. This time Han Cheng didn’t hide. Han Yu took the opportunity to touch twice more. Then he happily took back his hand and said to him, “Very good, you can ignore him in the future.”

“That would be for the best.”

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“All right, let’s go and eat.” The elevator door opened and Han Yu stepped out.

Han Cheng followed him to his car and found that he had changed to a new car.

“Looks good, Is it new?”

“Do you like it?” Han Yu looked back at him. “I’ll buy you one, too.”

“No need, I want something other than this.”

“What?”

“The backed up video?” Han Cheng grabbed his arm, “Take it out.”

“Want to watch it?” Han Yu laughed.

“Nonsense.”

Han Yu thought for a moment, broke away from his hand, reluctantly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, unlocked it, navigated around and handed it to Han Cheng.

Han Cheng took it and was about to delete the backup in his mobile phone. When he looked down, he saw the familiar orange shopping page, which was full of all kinds of cages.

Han Cheng: …

Han Cheng gritted his teeth and looked at Han Yu.

Han Yu looked ashamed, “I thought for a moment, but I still can’t give you the backup. So as a compensation, I can let you personally choose the cage you like and I will place an order for you.”

“Why the f*ck do I want a cage from you? To trap you? !”

Han Cheng was so angry that he threw the mobile phone back.

Han Yu caught it and said with a smile, “Of course it’s for your little boyfriend. If you like, you can buy two. The two of you can go in together. You’re willing to be a pair of winged birds in heaven and a pair of caged chickens on earth.”²

Han Cheng: ! ! !

Han Cheng was so angry that he raised his fist and hit his brother, “You are a f*cking caged chicken! Your whole family, bah, only you, you are a caged chicken!”

Han Yu quickly avoided and swiftly opened the door to sit inside. Han Cheng was so angry yet had no choice but to go to the other side and opened the door of the co-pilot seat.

Not far away, Han Cheng’s secretary looked shocked and distressed.

“Too much! Too much!” She sat back in her car and said angrily to her friend on the mobile phone, “General manager Han is really too much. He even scolded our director Han as a chicken! A caged chicken! How insulting!”

“No, no way?” The friend was surprised.

“Why not? I heard it with my own ears.” The secretary sighed, “He’s really an old hand. He bullies director Han every day. Doesn’t he just want to say that director Han is a  mere chicken who can only flutter in a cage? He can only work in his cage, that is, his current post. He can never surpass him and fly out to the world outside the chicken cage!”

The friend reached an epiphany, “So that’s the meaning!”

“Otherwise? Alas,” The secretary looked at the car that had driven far away, “Director Han is too soft. After all that he is still willing to get in general manager Han’s car. The world gifted him with pain, but he responded with a song. General manager Han treated him like that and he just laughed it off. He’s really too simple.”

Today is another day of tears for director Han!

¹Sancai Boy [1]  , pronunciation: sàn cái tóng zǐ, Sancai Boy is the same as “Good Wealth Boy”. At the time of his birth, many rare treasures naturally emerged in his home, and he was named “Shan Cai”; Shan Cai was one of the five hundred elders in the blessed city where Manjushri Bodhisattva once lived, hence the name “Shan Cai Tongzi”.

²

A poem by Bai Juyi 白居易, “Song of Eternal Regret”《长恨歌》.

This poem was written when the poet and his friends were visiting Xianyou Temple near Maweipo. Several people talked about the deeds of Emperor Xuanzong and Concubine Yang Guifei in the Tang Dynasty. At the suggestion of friends, he wrote this well-known poem “Song of Eternal regret”. In the heavens, I would like to be a winged bird and on earth I would like to be a pair of intertwined branches.” This poem originally described the love story between Tang Xuanzong and Yang Guifei.

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