Winged Neko: Almost forgot how to create a new page on wordpress lol. This will be my next project! Called: How to eat melons while strategizing the villain? (It was previously called show off and eat melons in the abusive novel before the author changed it)
I picked this novel because I like how lighthearted it always leaves my feeling after reading (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
Anything in bold was originally in english
“…Hmph, even if you really say it, I’m not afraid, but Yu Keke, you better think carefully whether you can bear the cost of offending me!”
As soon as Yu Keke regained consciousness, a disdainful and angry female voice rang in her ears, followed by a loud door closing sound. She opened her eyes and saw an unfamiliar room around her, which looked like a dressing room.
She calmed down for a moment, feeling a bit confused about the current situation.
[Hello host, welcome to the novel ‘The black belly president loves me deeply’. Your identity is one of the important female supporting roles in this book.] A lively voice suddenly rang in her mind, [Do you remember your task?]
… Task?
Wait, she remembered.
When she was about to die in her previous life, this system suddenly appeared and asked if she was willing to redeem the blackened villain. It said that as long as she completes the task, she can gain a new life. Yu Keke naturally agreed, and…
She really transmigrated into a novel.
Yu Keke has actually read the novel ‘The black belly president loves me deeply’, which she clicked into from a small advertisement in her previous life when she was bored in the hospital. She vaguely remembers it was a typical romance novel. The male protagonist is a beautiful, strong, and tragic illegitimate child, while the female protagonist is a lively and cheerful little sun, who is the hidden redemption white moonlight in his heart. After experiencing countless hardships, the two finally got together.
In the original text, the cannon fodder female supporting role with the same name as her is the villain’s fiancée.
The elders of the two families made the marriage arrangement, but the original owner was particularly resistant because she fell in love with the male lead. However, she thinks she is in love with the male lead, but she doesn’t know that the male lead only uses her as a tool to stimulate his big brother and hide the female lead. Therefore, no matter who wants to plot against the female lead, the unlucky one in the end is always the original owner.
Thinking about the tragic outcome of the original owner’s organs being dug out in the end, Yu Keke couldn’t help but touch her own kidneys.
Tragic, it’s too tragic.
And the villain she needs to capture is Ji Jingye, the eldest brother of the male lead in the original novel.
Underneath his cold and dignified appearance, his methods are ruthless and cruel. The means are extremely deep, and he has no emotions towards anyone.
In the final outcome, the male lead ultimately won the company, and Ji Jingye was forced to step down. However, after being blackened, the villain actually killed both the male and female protagonists, and buried himself in investing in medical research institutes. As a result, a virus was accidentally discovered, which led to an apocalyptic outbreak.
——Yes, the author left a doomsday ending in the extra chapter and ran away, which caused the world to be on the verge of collapse.
Yu Keke: “…”
So when the system said before that “if the redemption fails, you will have to wait for death”, was it really not a threat, but just stating the facts?
Looking at the blackening progress bar of her task, especially the blackening value that was about to overflow into pitch black, her expression couldn’t help but crack.
No, what saving is a hammer! 1
– – – Is it reasonable for the villain to directly have full value blackening from the beginning??
She couldn’t help but sincerely ask, “How should I approach Ji Jingye in this situation and prevent him from turning black?”
This time, the system’s voice was still active and replied confidently: [How do I know? If I know, do I still need to bind a host?]
Yu Keke: ? So what’s your use?
[I know everything in this world. For example, the woman who just ran out is Yin Jingya, the female lead of the drama. She is secretly dating Heng He, who plays the male lead, but Heng He is secretly married and has long had a child with his agent~~]
“Really?”
Yu Keke’s expression suddenly changed, and her eyes unconsciously lit up: “No way right? Stepping on two boats and eating grass beside his house, can he play so much? Does his agent allow it?”
[Of course it’s true.] Thinking that the host was questioning its professionalism, the system argued with dissatisfaction. [The agent doesn’t know, only thinking that he was frying CP at the request of the production team, because she believed him very much, she didn’t suspect.”
“This scumbag is also awesome.”
Although she didn’t know who it was yet, Yu Keke still ate the melon enthusiastically and said, “If you ask me, the agent gave him too much freedom.”
… Eh?
The appearance of eating melons was too familiar, and the system immediately felt a sense of empathy: [Who is disagreeing? Heng He would secretly date someone every time he was filming, but after filming, they broke up peacefully. He acted very carefully, without even leaving a chat record and the agent couldn’t accompany him every day, so he naturally kept it hidden.]
It shook its head and said, [Oh, she’s really miserable.]
Yu Keke also sighed and suddenly reacted, “Wait, why did Yin Jingya bother me?”
Apart from associating with the male lead, the original owner is just a small artist with a low sense of existence and no career ambition. She should not have offended anyone. How could she be threatened by the female lead in the drama?
[Because ‘Yu Keke’ accidentally bumped into Heng He and Yin Jingya’s rendezvous, a paparazzi also happened to be secretly filming them, but forgot to turn off the flash. Heng He only saw her after chasing, they naturally thought she was the one secretly filming.
Yu Keke: My god, no wonder her back is so heavy. It turns out she’s carrying such a big black pot.
How was this matter resolved in the plot?
[She didn’t have a lot of scenes and left the production team after promising Yin Jingya that she wouldn’t speak out.] The system said, [It wasn’t until after the show aired that the intimate photos of the two were exposed. However, Heng He had made preparations and promptly stabilised his agent. He also claimed online that he was already married and had children, and loved his family very much. That it was Yin Jingya unilaterally pestering him, then released videos of her trying to seduce him.]
[Although Yin Jingya tried to argue that she was not aware, she was labelled as a mistress who intentionally intervened in someone else’s marriage. Due to the lack of evidence proving their relationship and the lack of clear explanation, she has had many negative news since then.]
Yu Keke: “…” It’s tragic, it’s too tragic.
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She shook her head with a sigh and was about to say something when she suddenly heard a mechanical prompt: [Ding, blackening value+1]
Um?
What happened ? !
Yu Keke’s eyes suddenly widened and looked incredulously at the blackening progress bar, which was clearly full. No, can the blackening value really overflow ? ?
She gasped and asked, “What happened to the villain? Did he see the male lead or was he stimulated by something?”
[No, he’s currently working, there’s no one in the office, and nothing’s happening…] The system couldn’t figure it out for a moment. [Wait, his brow furrowed, eh, they relaxed again… eh, now he’s rubbing his temples——]
Listening to the system’s startled report, Yu Keke couldn’t help but fall into confusion. Since nothing had happened, it couldn’t be that the villain added blackening points to himself because of a headache, right?
Help, what’s with this hell level difficulty beginning?
At this moment, a knock on the door suddenly sounded, and Yu Keke opened the door and saw a handsome man.
[This is Heng He.]
Although still bald over the overflowing blackening value, Yu Keke couldn’t help but glance at him a few more times when she heard the name. Indeed, he has the ability to be a scumbag, he looks quite handsome. No wonder he can smoothly achieve the goal of ‘one crew, one lover’.
He didn’t expect her to open the door so quickly. Heng He couldn’t help but be stunned, and then gave her a handsome smile: “Miss Yu, it’s your part. Director Zheng asked me to call you
Yu Kekepretended not to notice and nodded, moving as if she was about to pass him by. Unexpectedly she was suddenly stopped by him and said, “Miss Yu, did Teacher Yin come to you before?”
She turned around and saw Heng He with a sincere expression: “Teacher Yin and I were actually not what you thought. At that time, we were just practising together. Teacher Yin accidentally fell down and was held by me. I didn’t expect you to take a photo by chance.”
“We are innocent and have a clear conscience. Teacher Yin asked you for photos just to avoid any misunderstandings, because we want to avoid unnecessary trouble. If Miss Yu is just short of money or needs resources -”
Heng He suddenly paused and looked at the woman in front of him.
Yu Keke is very beautiful, with delicate and beautiful facial features, especially those round apricot eyes, which always seem to have a watery lustre adding a hazy charm.
Even though he already knew her true identity, Heng He couldn’t help but feel weak, so the threat he planned to say before somehow turned into: “…Maybe I can help.”
He paused, as if determined again, and softly called out, “Keke.”
Yu Keke, who suddenly met his gentle and amorous gaze: “…”
Wow, no way?
System: [Wow]
System: [Host, you guessed right, he’s fishing for you.]
No, where on earth did this person get the confidence? She even caught him having a tryst and he thought she would be willing to become a fish in his pond?
Yu Keke’s eyelids twitched, and her scalp was numb from the greasiness. Just as she was about to roll her eyes, something suddenly occurred to her. She rolled her eyes, smiled at him, and left without saying anything.
Isn’t he fishing for her? Say goodbye to your fish pond 🙂
Not knowing what Yu Keke was thinking, Heng He was caught off guard and dazzled by her smile. After he reacted, he realised that he had let the person run away without getting a response.
But thinking of her lowered gaze shy expression just now, his heart felt hot and he couldn’t help the twist of his lips, convinced that Yu Keke would definitely come to find him.
Moreover, with the threat of Yin Jingya, she dare not really expose the photos. After that, as long as he takes her down2 and finds a chance to destroy the photo, no one will discover the truth.
Thinking of this, Heng He couldn’t help but relax his eyebrows and even began to contemplate how to invite Yu Keke into the next crew and have a new love story in the next drama.
So he unconsciously fantasised, even when he saw Yu Keke holding onto Yin Jingya and saying something after filming the killing scene, he had no sense of crisis and thought she was promising her not to expose the photo.
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“… What did you say?”
Even though she disliked Yu Keke, Yin Jingya still took the acting seriously. Unexpectedly, as she was about to leave with a cold face, the corner of her clothes was suddenly grabbed and was told incredible news.
When Yin Jingya finally realised what Yu Keke had said, Yin Jingya’s eyebrows turned upside down and she was so angry that smoke was about to rise from her head: “Say it again? How could it be? You must be lying to me! Do you really think I will be fooled ? !”
She was undoubtedly one of the four little flowers 3 in the circle, even though her expression was distorted, it still couldn’t affect her flamboyant beauty.
Yu Keke reluctantly withdrew her appreciative gaze and decided to fulfil her wish after a moment of thought. So under the disbelieving gaze of the beautiful lady, she repeated what she just said in a clear and quiet voice voice——
“I said, Heng He is secretly married and had children for a long time, he just enjoys the thrill of secretly having an affair while filming, and you are one of them. Just a moment ago he showed me a video of you knocking on his room door in the middle of the night, saying you wanted to study the script under the night light, wanting to prove his innocence…”
Facing her angry gaze that seemed aflame, Yu Keke calmly took a few steps back and sincerely comforted, “Oh, Yin jie 4, you are open-minded, but unfortunately you happened to meet a scumbag. It’s not easy to find three legged ha toads, there are still many two legged men, right?”
“What – Yu Keke, stop right here ! !”
Yu Keke, who had blown up the fish pond and then fled, listened to Yin Jingya’s angry shouts from behind, and immediately ran faster, thinking in her heart——
Hey, she’s not stupid. Her scenes have been completed anyway. Why would she still wait to be beaten?
The author has something to say: Keke: Help, this is the beginning of hell mode [confirmation]
Ji Jingye: It feels like a thousand ducks are dancing in my mind
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Author’s note: Start new novel~
Has anyone noticed that I have opened a new hole (probe)
Put a reading guide in advance:
1. All melons and characters have no real counterpart. If there are any similarities, they are purely coincidences Please do not substitute them~
2. The novel world has no logic, please remember to put away your brain when reading (dog head)
3. The variety show in Chapters 44 – 47 involves Lily (girl x girl) melon. I will describe it but it is not a sub-CP. There is no follow-up after the variety show ends. If you are not interested, you can skip it~
4. To be added.
1 It means “not right at all”. It originated from the Sichuan dialect. Nowadays, people all over the country like to use it because it expresses denial but is humorous and colloquial. It feels a bit like swearing but exactly swearing
A real life example; A Sichuan man rescued more than 30 people from the flood regardless of the damage to his restaurant. His wife complained that it was “none of your business.” The man immediately yelled, “You know what hammer! Such a true temperament is what makes a man”, he is affectionately called brother hammer.
2 Not really a translation note, ‘take her down’ just somehow made me think of a rugby tackle and it made me laugh ꉂ (´∀｀)
3 Most beautiful women
4 jie/jiejie = older sister, not necessarily blood related
For future reference ge/gege = older brother
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now this is my kind of novel. An FMC who eats melons and screws with scums. MOAR I SAY, MOAR!
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